FOAAS
FOAAS (Fuck Off As A Service) provides a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off.
2.7k subscribers
8.8/10 popularity
239 ms avg latency
100% success rate
14 endpoints
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FOAAS endpoints
| Method | Endpoint | Description |
|---|---|---|
| GET |
Fuck Off /off/{name}/{from} |
Will return content of the form 'Fuck off, :name. - :from', e.g. /off/Tom/Chris will return 'Fuck off, Tom - Chris' |
| GET |
Fuck my life /life/{from} |
Will return content of the form 'Well, Fuck me pink. - :from'. |
| GET |
Fuck That /that/{from} |
Will return content of the form 'Fuck that. - :from', e.g. /that/Chris will return 'Fuck that. - Chris' |
| GET |
Fuck you very much /thanks/{from} |
Will return content of the form 'Fuck you very much. - :from'. |
| GET |
Fuck You /you/{name}/{from} |
Will return content of the form 'Fuck you, :name. - :from', e.g. /you/Tom/Chris will return 'Fuck you, Tom - Chris' |
| GET |
King /king/{name}/{from} |
Will return content of the form 'Oh fuck off, just really fuck off you total dickface. Christ :name, you are fucking thick. - :from'. |
| GET |
Chainsaw /chainsaw/{name}/{from} |
Will return content of the form 'Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, :name. Do I look like Mother Teresa? - :from', e.g. /chainsaw/Chris/Heather will return 'Fuck me gently with a… |
| GET |
Donut /donut/{name}/{from} |
Will return content of the form ':name, go and take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. - :from', e.g. /donut/Tom/Chris will return 'Tom, go and take a flying fuck at a rolling… |
| GET |
Fuck This /this/{from} |
Will return content of the form 'Fuck this - :from', e.g. /this/Chris will return 'Fuck this. - Chris' |
| GET |
Fuck Everything /everything/{from} |
Will return content of the form 'Fuck everything. - :from', e.g. /everything/Chris will return 'Fuck everything. - Chris' |
| GET |
Shakespeare /shakespeare/{name}/{from} |
Will return content of the form ':name, Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch! - :from', e.g.… |
| GET |
Fuck Everyone /everyone/{from} |
Will return content of the form 'Everyone can go and fuck off. - :name', e.g. /everyone/Tom will return 'Everyone can go and fuck off. - Tom' |
| GET |
Linus /linus/{name}/{from} |
Will return content of the form ':name, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and… |
| GET |
Fuck me pink /pink/{from} |
Will return content of the form 'Well, Fuck me pink. - :from'. |
FOAAS pricing
| Plan | Price | Rate limit | Quotas |
|---|---|---|---|
| BASIC | Free | — |
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